ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

averypottermormon:

rreallyrandomstuff:

twofingerswhiskey:

kittykaterpilla:

consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord:

caniborrowyoursanity:

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno some last words

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I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew

"Uh Oh."

"Quite the contrary"

VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE

Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.

somewhere Pudge from Looking For Alaska is squealing with delight

thelaughingwholock:

fun-dip-for-dani:

elluain:

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll never stop laughing.

In college she was a teacher’s aid for an anatomy class or something or another. On the day they were suppose to examine an actually corpse one of the past students came in with an empty body bag. To put it simply, he pretended to be the dead body they were going to examine that day.

She knew this shit was going to be hilarious so she played along and pretended everything was going according to the plan. When the instructor came in and didn’t even check to make sure everything was in order. Nope, came in around the same time as the students and began the lesson straight away.

About 5 minutes a low moan came from the body bag, like something you’d hear out of a zombie movie.

Some of the closer students tilts their head and frown, but they doesn’t say anything. The instructor doesn’t even notice.

A little bit afterwards he moans loader. A few more people hear it this time around. They are understandably a bit worried, and a bit scared. This time the Instructor does notice, but he rolls his eyes.

For the next 10 minutes there is no noise from the body bag. The students have calmed by this point and the Instructor is winding down his lecture and about ready to move on to the practical.

Right as the Instructor moves over to the table the body bag is sitting on, the dude sits straight up in the bag and makes the stupidest zombie moans known to mankind.

Everyone straight up flips their shit. One of the girls ends up puking because she’s so scared and the rest of the students are running out the classroom, knocking over furniture, and screaming in terror.

IT GOT BETTER

AND HERE I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY IT WAS THE EIGHT DOCTOR, BUT HOLY SHIT I AM CRYING

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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

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i-effed-it-all-up:

i love how nobody was offended by that person calling tmas “titty malaysia” and instead clone club has made it into a fandom inside joke

DYLAENOBRIENS