I asked what he wanted to be when he grew up.
He screamed: “A benny!”
"What’s a benny?" I asked.
"That’s his name," said his mom.
oh my god he can’t finish that
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ahuisga fuCK THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD WATCH IT.
it’s sO HEARTWARMING I JUST
This is my favorite thing in the whole world
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
This is so adorable
I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.
"I wrote your name a thousand times and burned it all at once" - an exercise in purging (2014)
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.